Ten Things To Do Before I Die:

Below are the ten things I wish to do before I shuffle of my mortal coil and ascend (hopefully), to the financial capital in the sky.

1. Buy stock in WalMart
   
2. Prove that global warming does not exist.
   
3. Sell stock in WalMart.
   
4. Invent a toaster that runs on coal, (only 18 grammes of coal to make four pieces of delicious crispy toast! Don't you just love that extra carbon kick?).
   
5. Start a family, (including all the unprotected sex it involves).
   
6. Develop a cure for apathy.
   
7. Score over 150 in an online IQ test.
   
8. Create a new cocktail.
   
9. Appear on the cover of Fortune magazine.


10. Win Nodel Peace prize.